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# Behold, it is I, Little Jonny Kanickers, would you like to play a game?

Go on then
Set Fire to Little Jonny Kanickers' Balls
Juice a Javierl

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# You play Little Jonny Kanickers' game but you wish you'd Juiced Your Javierl.
Go Back
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# Because you're a complete an utter cunt you set fire to Little Jonny Kanickers' balls.
Jonny's balls are on fire, what do you do?

Laugh
Furiously jack off.
Call the paramedics
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# You call the paramedics, a man named Aaron asks you how long Little Jonny Kanickers balls have been on fire.
I'm not sure, I just got here.
About an hour.
Ask Aaron if he's a Christian.
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# You juice your Javierl, because that's how you role, fuck the Hovriels.
The Hovriels have initaited an attack upon Changis.

What do you do?

Wait it out
Read the scriptures
Furiously jack off
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# You furoiusly jack off, this brings you little relief.
Your thoughts dwell upon:

Food
Sex
More Games
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