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# Its true
my great-great-great grandfather was saved from a bullet by one in World War One. Stoped it it did...

....but he was gassed, shelled, mortared, straffed, bayonetted and run over by a tank the next day
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 12 May 2003, 10:49, archived)
# So he'd
kind of exhausted his supply of luck by the first incident, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 May 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Being in the middle of no-mans land
pissed off his face didn't help
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 12 May 2003, 10:54, archived)
# And he
probably forgot to bring that rabbit's foot along on rounds that day. or he grabbed a Monkey's Paw instead...
(I helped save b3ta! freyamoon Submit!, Mon 12 May 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I think the elephant paw
around his neck slowed him down a bit

Or gave them something to aim at...
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 12 May 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Why is it
That people always feel the need to put fashion ahead of safety?
First it was the spike heels, now this!
geesh!
(I helped save b3ta! freyamoon Submit!, Mon 12 May 2003, 11:02, archived)
# He didn;t have his spiked heals on
The miniskirt - yes, but not spiked heals
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 12 May 2003, 11:04, archived)
# he sounds like a fun fellow...
other than the fact that he is dead of course
(I helped save b3ta! freyamoon Submit!, Mon 12 May 2003, 11:10, archived)