ha ha
not thought of that; king Bart the 1st (assuming there's never been a previous King Bart)
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Kamikazee Killmouse,
Tue 13 May 2003, 1:33,
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there used to be four in the pennines
but they got shot by mormons.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Tue 13 May 2003, 1:37,
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