What ...
once at Christmas, once at Easter ....
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Zed Smith,
Tue 13 May 2003, 10:40,
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heh reminds me of the appalling chat-up line
"If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was Easter, I'd visit you between the holidays"
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Tue 13 May 2003, 10:50,
archived)