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# *snigger*
What's in it for you
These are only a few of the things I will give you as my wife:
hugs whenever you want them
use of any of the art materials in my studio
partnership in my art business, if you play nice
kindness, kindness, and more kindness!
my mother is pretty cool, too... she'd love to have a nice daughter-in-law to hang around with
belly massages at your request
I will LISTEN to what you say to me
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# He's such a catch
Except for this, dammit:
"The master-and-servant thing is likewise out."
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# :D
"use of any of the art materials in my studio
"


WOOHOO!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# i'm not sure why this:
"I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask. And don't even MENTION oral sex to me. I think the whole idea of it sounds pretty bizarre and sick-making. "

leapt out at me...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# flaming Nora
You're obsessed!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)