A pigeon
once sat outside my window for about two days.
Then it got quite windy and was blown off.
It was only then that I realised that the pigeon was dead.
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa.,
Thu 15 May 2003, 15:04,
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Your story
made I laff.
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Ijon Tichy,
Thu 15 May 2003, 15:25,
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