Osama Bin Betty
Someone had to do it... so I did. :o)
There once was a woman called Betty
Who had a lovely floral settee
She lost the whole plot
In an old mustard pot
And used it to make spaghettie
Betty, used to collect
A weird and mad object
Pots for her mustard
And not for her custard
Give the old woman respect
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Tue 18 Dec 2001, 11:45,
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There once was a woman called Betty
Who had a lovely floral settee
She lost the whole plot
In an old mustard pot
And used it to make spaghettie
Betty, used to collect
A weird and mad object
Pots for her mustard
And not for her custard
Give the old woman respect