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Hey! Thats not a beard!!

Please help save the rainforest face monkey

(scabby dog, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 17:42, archived)

that is truly

truly fantastic. i want a face monkey. I WANT ONE NOW! where can i get a face monkey?

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crab_bloke), Tue 18 Dec 2001, 18:29, archived)

its a joy to behold

I think they are from the rainforest. At least thats all the friendly wisemen will confess to

(scabby dog, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 18:39, archived)

Bugger

I don't think there's anyt rainforests around here (East London). Do you reckon I'm likely to have any success setting traps in the park? What should I bait them with? What do face monkkeys eat? Beards maybe?

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crab_bloke), Tue 18 Dec 2001, 18:50, archived)

gubbins..

and whatnot is probably a safe bet to feed your face monkey - to lure them out of hiding i think you have to make this face..

phwooar she turns me on.. or something

(scabby dog, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 19:19, archived)

Jesus Knows..

he knows how to keep a face monkey amused

(scabby dog, Tue 18 Dec 2001, 20:20, archived)