go and poke him in the eye.
or write 'twat' on his forehead.
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PMGT -Bacon.,
Sun 18 May 2003, 3:30,
archived)
Ummm
no. He's promised to pay for breakfast, so I think I'll wait 'til after that before I do anything...
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bob dinosaur,
Sun 18 May 2003, 3:42,
archived)
you could do it and then do a comedy filmic
trying desperately to stop him seeing his reflection in anything or have it pointed out until you've had breakfast.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sun 18 May 2003, 3:47,
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