it's the new rhyming slang
that all the kids are mad for.
(
martian,
Sun 18 May 2003, 14:38,
archived)
and i went up the apples and pears and there was this big mallett infront of me
and then there was a penis boat race.
(
Squid Bunty,
Sun 18 May 2003, 14:52,
archived)