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» Best Comebacks

my brother called me ugly.
i said, "yeah, but i'm stupid too!".
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:46, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

9 years, 1 month and 11 days
Christ, never mind having a child, that's something that makes me feel old.

I tell you what hooked me on b3ta: the community element. Someone put up a photo of George W Bush (ask your parents) leaning to one side in a cabinet meeting, having 'shopped in Emu, whispering into his ear. Within minutes, someone had taken that photo of Bin Laden with his hand aloft, cropped it, and made it look like he was wearing Sooty. I thought, "We're going to have fun here..."

The point is this: I like bag, please.
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 21:32, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

i think you're opening yourselves up here
to a lot of twattish, studenty, "hurr, i got pissed!"-type 'stories'.


i got drunk in a pub in manchester, followed by my flat and followed by my student union. this was unwise. after drunkenly saying 'hello' to elbow, i staggered out of the building and turned the wrong way. and kept walking. i walked four miles before i noticed that i was lost; it was only seeing old trafford that made me realise where i was.

note: i lived in the building next door to the student union.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 3:03, More)