Okay then, here's a spacker joke...
Two Irish women are knitting jumpers for their unborn children. One says, 'I hope mine's a boy cos my wool's blue.' The other says, 'Well, I hope mine's a spack cos I've fucked up the arms.'
Coat, hell
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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog,
Tue 20 May 2003, 9:54,
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ha ha ha
that's a corker
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Pootle,
Tue 20 May 2003, 10:01,
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