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# My Favourite Barmaid
my favourite barmaids name is Jane
she's beautiful and nice
her skin is smooth and lovely
and her hair is free from lice
i like is when i talk to her
she dresses all in black
she's very pretty from the front
and also from the back.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:52, archived)
# .
My barmaids name is Clair
she is beautiful and fair
its great when she is bare
and I shave her pubic hair
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:56, archived)
# Oh Khrist

...poetry.
(Blue™, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:02, archived)
# it's been a lovely sunny day
I am prone, when the time arises
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:06, archived)
# and i am in love with jane
so i watch my friends. [/dr hook reference]
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:08, archived)
# is she a beautiful woman?
If so, keep your hands of my lovely Clair, and my real girlfriend as well, you sick bastard!

you dont know how hard it was to spell those words right... The bueaty one, and the grilfrend one
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:15, archived)
# Is a grilfriend
anything like a barbeque buddy?
(Blue™, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:18, archived)
# sort of, but you get to kiss her
and play with her genital squidgy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:21, archived)
# oooh I am so late!!
Yes, ha ha! I jus read your post again and got it! a
After about half a fucking hour!
Bingy bangy bong, do you understand a thing..
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:03, archived)