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# The Wife
Excuse me TheWife..

The customer service department of a company I used to work for got a letter from an unhappy punter (unfortunately I don't have a copy of it any more to post up) who was complaining about his faulty computer, and throughout his letter he kept on refering to someone called 'The Wife'. Apparantly 'The Wife' needed the computer to help her learn English, since he had 'bought' her over from Malaysia and due to the 30 year age gap between himself and 'The Wife' they could no longer leave the house because the local kids taunted and abused them to the point where he had had to put metal rollers over the windows to stop them smashing the glass and taunting them before running away.

Anyway, my question is - are you 'The Wife' as featured in that letter, or just some other 'The Wife'?

ps. Apologies if I have inadvertently dragged up your painful past and posted it on a website for all to see.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:56, archived)
# Found out!
That is indeeed me, and Nicey is that punter, He's always complaining about faulty computers..My England is beter much now, as have got new lovely mac instead of the shitty pc got we from you.

We still have problems with the neighbours..
(, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:14, archived)
# Who needs
the outside world anyway when you've got the web. I can't actually go out in direct sunlight any more anyway. I think i've maybe turned into a mogwai - I certainly sing like one.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:49, archived)