Mary had a tin of spamAnd custard from the dairy
She invited Mr. Pedantic round
But he was pissed and rather lairy.
She offered him a slice of cake
But the elvismonkey went mad
He shoved his fist right up her arse
And rubbed her into his nads
You may think this is quite surreal
or pointless or quite bad
And you'd be right.
(She invited Mr. Pedantic round
But he was pissed and rather lairy.
She offered him a slice of cake
But the elvismonkey went mad
He shoved his fist right up her arse
And rubbed her into his nads
You may think this is quite surreal
or pointless or quite bad
And you'd be right.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49,
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