Mary's lamb had a fightwith Miss Muffets spider
This awful row was about
who's masters chuff was wider.
(This awful row was about
who's masters chuff was wider.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:40,
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Mary had a tin of spamAnd custard from the dairy
She invited Mr. Pedantic round
But he was pissed and rather lairy.
She offered him a slice of cake
But the elvismonkey went mad
He shoved his fist right up her arse
And rubbed her into his nads
You may think this is quite surreal
or pointless or quite bad
And you'd be right.
(She invited Mr. Pedantic round
But he was pissed and rather lairy.
She offered him a slice of cake
But the elvismonkey went mad
He shoved his fist right up her arse
And rubbed her into his nads
You may think this is quite surreal
or pointless or quite bad
And you'd be right.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49,
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But on reflection,Miss Muffet's spider could only but concede,
That young Mary's cunt was wider,
than a club-fist sufferer's sleeves.
(That young Mary's cunt was wider,
than a club-fist sufferer's sleeves.
routine has perfected burgers,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:54,
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