mmmmmm
Striding over ranges,
With ropes and slings and crampons,
Their bags were filled - which left,
No room for spare tampons!
(
Watty,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:46,
archived)
So, tamponless, our heroes,
set about their mountain quest,
and when their fannies start to bleed,
They stop for a little rest.
(
routine has perfected burgers,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:54,
archived)