who?kill who? bill oddie? I'd prefer if someone plucked his beard individually with tweasers. Torture is a punishment for what he's doing to my poor feline friend
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Sun 1 Jun 2003, 20:45,
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Either that or stop watching him on the telly!
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King Ralph is drunk,
Sun 1 Jun 2003, 20:50,
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