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# Good advice
but no.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Are you a scientologist, Bovine?
Have you been doingness yet?

Come to the temple and fill in a form with me...

Your scripts will suddenly be terribly popular.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)
# What?
Eh?
Confused.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Slap!
And ties Bovine to his (rather careworn) commode.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Is it time for
the ointment, nurse?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Yes. You've been very awkward today Bovine.
I'm going to have to apply the linament with the pumice stone again.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Oh,
do you have that bit of leather to chew on...that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)
# No.
You don't deserve any pain relief. You can chew on my leathery labia though.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)