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# Old West Gorilla
Wanted! Reward $500...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)
# That's gorgeous.
I am loving it.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)
# ooh

He was a mean bastard...i think they called him 'The Banana Bandit'
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I don't care!
I love him. I'm gorilla mad, you know.

This is a picture of my ex-husband, who was exhibited in London Zoo. I was allowed 'conjugal visiting rights', while the keepers watched.

He was very handy with the plumbing:

www.csew.com/enrich/images/gorilla.gif
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)
# nice!
handy? looks like he's got his fingers stuck...Well, i can see why you married him, nice and hairy...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Precisely.
Now that's a man who REALLY knew how to use his fingers. Gorillas don't really have human-sized penises.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)
# yey!

That can now be stored in the usless knowledge part of my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# You mean you have room?
;)
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# no
no...no i don't ::cries::
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# tha's mah grandpappy
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)
# That's the gorilla
that shot mah paw! Tee hee hee!
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I

think he's hiding in the barn...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)
# he he. repost!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Tee hee
Glad someone got what I was trying to say above!! Somtimes feel invisible, sniff sniff
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)
# *looks around*
who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# was'nt me
must have been the wind
(The_Niall, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)