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# That's gorgeous.
I am loving it.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)
# ooh

He was a mean bastard...i think they called him 'The Banana Bandit'
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I don't care!
I love him. I'm gorilla mad, you know.

This is a picture of my ex-husband, who was exhibited in London Zoo. I was allowed 'conjugal visiting rights', while the keepers watched.

He was very handy with the plumbing:

www.csew.com/enrich/images/gorilla.gif
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)
# nice!
handy? looks like he's got his fingers stuck...Well, i can see why you married him, nice and hairy...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Precisely.
Now that's a man who REALLY knew how to use his fingers. Gorillas don't really have human-sized penises.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)
# yey!

That can now be stored in the usless knowledge part of my brain.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# You mean you have room?
;)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# no
no...no i don't ::cries::
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)