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# He got home safe
and cried himself to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)
# *sob* stop! please!
my heart bleeds for the little chappy...i think i might join in the tears at bed time... :'(
(Tendency, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)
# and the next day
it rained.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)
# you really are a bastard
aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)
# I think of myself
as a healthy pessimist.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# Y'know I used to work for Glaxo
and I could sort the little chap out with a job lot of Ritilin. Would that help ease his pain?

Lumpy: Adventures in Monged Out Land. It could be a three hour animation of him giggling at a teacosy- it certainly helped me get through the day.

(Wooyay etc. Sir, thou art talented bordering on the obscene.)
(Vivid, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# some dashing, handsome man dressed in
black should swing through Lumpy's window from a harrier jump jet and deposit a box of Cadbury's Milk Tray in his lap before diving out the window onto a motorbike just to cheer him up...
(Tendency, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)
# wouldn't
that just leave the jump jet in free fall if the pilot jumped out and escaped on the bike?

lumpy would get chocolate and then crushed
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)
# exactly.
poor bloke.
(Tendency, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:50, archived)
# some might consider you
to be even more of a bastard that bovine
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)