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[challenge entry] Richard Mermaidly...


am i the only one slightly aroused by this?... lets hope so!

From the Celebrity Zoo challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

(The_Notorious_Mini, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# graping the squildo......
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Afternoon dude!
Guess what I've just bought:) *covers up name so you can't see*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# is it a ball?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# A big ball


A big red ball
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# oooooo! you like balls!



wait a minute....




I bought the new tallica album yesterday!! it fucking rules!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# ooohh
Are you going to see them? They're playing at Leeds you know!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# What?
What did I say? I said nothing wrong:) I was just informing you that they were playing! £45 for a day ticket:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# is it true that they'll sue everyone at leeds
if they listen to the set?
(martian, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# lol
If Lars has his own way, I bet they would.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# the new eels album
is very good indeed

"judge made it clear / i couldn't be near you / but everybody knows / I'm not a violent man / just someone who knows / he's in love..."
- restraining order blues.
(martian, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# ooohhh...Metallica
are on at Leeds...And you're not going to see them! POOR YOU!!!...

Shall I tease you anymore about it?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Hmmmm, perhaps with a little impromptu
surgery.
Erm... hang on - did you shop that bikini on?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# how
did he get those panties on? is it a slip-in fin?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I have to say
i would. if i was given a paper bag to use on heris head.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Possibly the only thing that could make him smugger than he is, is a body like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# he's nearly as big a cunt as Craig David
In fact I'd like to shove Craig David up his arse!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# hmmm...
that could be taken 2 very different ways...
(The_Notorious_Mini, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Animate!
Animate! NOOOOOW!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)