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# You. Would. Pork. Her.
spit it out, man.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# I honestly
hadn't thought of that =(
Christ I'm slow of late. Perhaps screwing Ms. Piggy would help, I just don't know. Any therapists in the house?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i offer electric therapy
1 penny per volt per minute
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Christ
I could just stick my eyes into the mains for less than that.

Of course, overcoming the spherical nature of the eye and the rectangular arrangement of socket pins may prove a difficulty in the short-term, coupled with what would probably be a lethal or at the very least permanently damaging mains voltage and current, making this a less well-thought-through option.

Microwaving my head it is.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# do what i am currently doing
resort to jaffa cakes
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# As much as I'd love to
I'm sorta... well... and don't hate me for this... I have no jaffa cakes.

In fact, I've not had a single one since about Easter.
I BRING SHAME ON THE BOARD
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)