British Rail
(oh how I laughed) ;)
Why did the squirrel squeal and roll around in agony?
Someone had pinched his nuts.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:50,
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What has a hazelnut in every bite?
Squirrel shit!
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Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:51,
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