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# If I were on my tits I couldn't possibly reach the keyboard
so yes, I am off my tits. I am on my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Are your hooters massive then?
Mine are.

I have to use a special sling at work to drag them under my armpits and round the back (like waterwings) so I can type.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:20, archived)