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# What do you have if you have
1 green ball in one hand and 1 green ball in the other?

The undivided attention of the Jolly Green Giant or Kermit the frog
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Sean Connery's been out of work for a while so he's really pleased when, one day, his agent rings
'It's a pretty good gig' says the agent, 'but you have to be there for 10ish'

'Tennish?' frowns Sean. 'Buth I haven't even got a racket...'
(Judge Nutmeg, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:25, archived)