The Elephant,who often liked to be called Jerry but whose real name was Keith, had been having a bad day anyway.
His shares had gone down, his pajamas had ripped and the previous night his wife, a small Lebanese Fruit Bat called Sheila, came home to find him having sex with a Panda called Miranda on their brand new white veranda...
(His shares had gone down, his pajamas had ripped and the previous night his wife, a small Lebanese Fruit Bat called Sheila, came home to find him having sex with a Panda called Miranda on their brand new white veranda...
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:57,
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whilst listening to Spanda Ballet...who were having a gander at his perturbed dangler
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thebear is thebear,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:04,
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