change the locks, paint the door
pump her full of lsd, spin her round n round in circles outside and all run away giggling.
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dickyb,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:50,
archived)
YES!
That's a winner.
A lesson for life: B3ta is the fount of all good advice.
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The Unknown Anorak,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:50,
archived)