It's late, you spy bacon in the fridge, fresh bread in the cupboard:but there's no sauce. None. No red, no brown, not even salad cream you sick freak. Leave the house and purchase sauce or go commando, as it were?
Who makes the best jaffa cakes? It's Lyons isn't it? Thought so. Lyons.
Garden gnomes: harmless fun or undercover communists?
If the Jolly Green Giant were in real life as jolly as he appears, what would be his biscuit of choice?
Burbons or Custard Creams?
Upon biscuitular collapse during sub-surface dunkage, to spoon or not to spoon?
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Who makes the best jaffa cakes? It's Lyons isn't it? Thought so. Lyons.
Garden gnomes: harmless fun or undercover communists?
If the Jolly Green Giant were in real life as jolly as he appears, what would be his biscuit of choice?
Burbons or Custard Creams?
Upon biscuitular collapse during sub-surface dunkage, to spoon or not to spoon?