A dramatic fall in the number of penguins in the Falklands according to the news,
20 years ago there were 6 million, now there's less than a million.
Police think that a polar bear moving into the area a few years ago is unconnected.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:43,
archived)