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# Underpants Toast
Nicey,

Underpants Toast was a life-changing discovery for me, and for the past year or so, it has been my all-consuming passion. It has gotten to the point where people lock down their breadboxes when I enter a room.

My dilemma is, after a year of joyously prancing my fingers about while wearing toast and mayo, the magic has finally faded. I need an exciting new food item to play with at the most inappropriate moments. I did some experiments with soups and boullions, but as you can imagine, results were less than satisfying.

Help? Please?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)