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# You deserve
all the nicest things the world has to offer.
Sorry, out of mars bars. Can fax you a squashed cigarette though?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Awww, thanks.
Um, I don't smoke, but since you can't really smoke a squashed cig anyway, yes! I shall take it in lieu of a mars bar.
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# You dont smoke?????
Its a cure for everything! Asthma, cancer, impotency, lumpbuckets and even KITTENS.
OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# she does if you get her drunk enough.
Doesn't happen often though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# I know,
but I've grown rather attached to my kittens now. On the other hand, if it gets rid of lumpbuckets....

Edit: Good point Dr. Phil. Don't think I can get through a whole one any more though, it's been too long...
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# she doesn't mean it.
you know she doesn't. You're like spacefish, you have acquired "Everybody loves..." status along with the "Now Legendary" badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Sorry Lumpy,
I assumed everyone would know it was a joke!
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# I know!
I was joking too, but if i'd have put a smiley too, it would look like I was having a spasm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Heh heh,
we need a 'spazzed out' icon.
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)