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# oohh!
lovely :)

wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:09, archived)
# Re: your offer
to bring stuff into the UK from the States, if you could sneek in a semi-automatic rifle, I'd really appreciate it. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:18, archived)
# ummm
don't think I can manage that one. Sorry.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:19, archived)
# But but but...
...how am I supposed to go on a murderous rampage through the sunny hills and meadows of Berkshire without a semi-automatic rifle?

*sob* I'll never become infamous *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:21, archived)
# aww
sorry :(

I think that's one of those things you're not allowed to have on the plane though :(

if you really want, I bet there's a mail order place somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:22, archived)
# Mail order?
but aren't those things only for crappy 8-cd collections of Hits Of The 80's and overpriced exercise equipment?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:26, archived)
# hmm
I was going to suggest the internet, but I can't find anything on google

That's probably a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:30, archived)
# That's OK,
I'll just have to try something else.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:36, archived)
# you know
I keep on expecting the FBI to come busting through my door...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love the ASCII diagrams :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:39, archived)
# It's quality stuff.
If I followed the instructions to the letter, I'd end up with something about as explosive as a sliced lemon.

Actually, a sliced lemon might even be more dangerous, you could get lemon juice in your eye, and that stings!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:44, archived)
# hehehe
but are there any gold bricks involved?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:46, archived)
# With gold bricks,
I could buy lemons.

Hang on, I've got an idea brewing.

Oooh, muhahaha!! Oh yes.

*Ahem*

So, could you bring over any lemons?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:48, archived)
# probably not, sadly
I think that I'm probably not allowed to bring any fresh food, especially produce :/
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:49, archived)
# Awww,
go on. I can't buy them myself, I don't want anything to be traced back to me, and I need someone to take the rap when it all goes d...

...errr, maybe I shouldn't have typed that last bit out...
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:51, archived)
# hehehehe
:)

I would if I could, but they'd just take them away at the airport...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:55, archived)
# Yup :(

I hate people who take drugs.
Like Customs officials, for example.

badum tsh
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 6:01, archived)
# hehehehe
I love that little mp3 :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 6:03, archived)