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[challenge entry] Long arms maketh the man

Almost certainly been done before - sorry...


From the When Baddies turn Good challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(muppit, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Aw, after seeing that I feel compelled to forgive him for slaughtering millions of jews!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)
# On a related subject:
Does anyone know if there are galleries still selling Hitler's paintings?
I want to buy one for the other half's birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Try:
www.nazi-memoribilia-for-your-wife.com
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Nazis can't spell
can they?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Some of their most barbaric crimes
were against grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# i think your first draft
was funnier.
(martian, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Perhaps. But
the next-but-one draft of this reply will be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# In which case
I'll put my reply of appreciation here.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Apparently
the most common misspelling on the web is "transexual"

www.waxy.org/archive/2003/04/03/typo_pop.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# that's what lead to their faliure in the war
"no, no, that definately says st petersberg..."
(martian, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Yes
definately.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# FOR DA GOD OF TEH THIRD REICH
I THINK WE SHUD INVAED POLAND1!11! WTF TAHT IS D3FINIETLY TEH RIGHT STAP
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I would like to see Mein Kampf
written in AOL-speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# At your service...
AT TEH AND OF NOVAMBR 1918 I RETURNED 2 MUNICH11111!1 OMG LOL AGANE I WENT 2 TEH R3PLAECMENT BATALION OF MAH REGIEMNT WHICH WAS IN DA HANDS OF SOLDEIRS COUNCILS!11!11 LOL THEYRE WHOLE ACTIVITY WAS SO REPELANT 2 ME TAHT I DECIEDD AT ONCE 2 LEAEV AGANE AS SON AS POSIBLE11!!!1! LOL WIT SCHMEIDT ARNST A FATEHFUL WAR COMRAED I W3NT 2 TRAUNSTEIN AND RAMANEED THEYRE TIL TEH CMP WAS BROKAN UP
IN!!1!!!! OMG WTF MARCH 1919 WA W3NT BAK 2 DA!!1!1!11 LOL SITUATION WAS UNTENABLE AND MOVED IENVITABLY 2WARD A FURTH3R CONTINUATION OF TEH REVOLUTION!1!1 LOL 3ISNARS DEATH ONLY HASTENED DA DEV3LOPMENT AND FINALY LAD 2 A DICTA2RSHIP OF TEH COUNCILS OR BTER AXPRES3D 2 A PASNG RULE OF DA JAWS AS HAD B3N TEH ORIGINAL AME OF DA INSTIGA2RS OF DA WHOLE RAVOLUTION
AT11!1 OMG WTF LOL THIS TIEM 3NDLES PLANS CHAESD ONE ANOTHER THROUGH MAH HEAD1!!11 OMG WTF LOL FOR DAYS I WONDERED WUT CUD B DONA BUT DA 3ND OF EVERY MADITATION WAS DA SOBR REALIZATION TAHT I NMALAS AS I WAS DID NOT POSES TEH L3AST BASIS FOR ANY USEFUL ACTION1!1!1! WTF LOL I SHAL COME BAK 2 SP3AK OF TEH R3ASONS Y TH3N AS BFOR3 I CUD NOT DECIED 2 JOIN ANY OF DA EXISTNG PARTEIS
IN1111!1! LOL DA COURSE OF DA NU REVOLUTION OF DA COUNCILS I FOR DA FIRST TIEM ACTED IN SUCH A WAY AS 2 AROUSE TEH DISAPROVAL OF TEH CENTRAL COUNCIL!111!11 WTF LOL AARLY IN TEH MORNNG OF APRIL 27 1919 I WAS 2 B AR3STED BUT FAECD WIT MAH LEV3LED CARBIEN TEH THRE SCOUNDRELS LAKAD TEH NEC3SARY COURAEG AND MARCHED OF AS THAY HAD COM3
A!1!! OMG FEW DAYS AFTER TEH LIEBRATION OF MUNICH I WAS ORDERED 2 REPORT 2 TEH EXMINNG COMISION CONC3RNED WIT REVOLUTIONARY OCURANCES IN DA SECOND INFANTRY RAGIEMNT
THIS!11!!1 WTF LOL WAS MAH FIRST MORE OR LES PURELY POLITICAL ACTIVITY
ONLY!!1!1 OMG LOL A FAW WEKS AFTERWARD I RECEIEVD ORDERS 2 AT3ND A COURS3 TAHT WAS HALD FOR MEMBRS OF TEH ARMED FORCAS!!!! OMG LOL IN IT DA SOLDEIR WAS SUPOSED 2 L3ARN CERTANE FUNDMENTALS OF CIVIC THINKNG11!! WTF LOL FOR ME DA VALU3 OF DA WHOL3 AFARE WAS TAHT I NOW OBTANE3D AN OPORTUNITY OF FLETNG A FEW LIEK-MINDED COMRAEDS WIT WHOM I CUD THOROUGHLY DISCUS TEH SITUATION OF DA MOMANT!!111 AL OF US WERE MORE OR L3S FIRMLY CONVINCED TAHT G3RMANY CUD NO LONGER B SAEVD FROM DA IMPENDNG COLAPS3 BY DA PARTEIS OF DA NOVEMBR CRIEM DA CENT3R AND TEH SOCIAL DAMOCRACY AND TAHT TEH SO-CAL3D BOURGAOIS-NATIONAL FORMATIONS AV3N WIT DA BST OF INTENTIONS CUD NAVER REPARE WUT HAD HAP3NAD!111111! OMG A WHOLE S3REIS OF PR3CONDITIONS WER3 LAKNG WITHOUT WHICH SUCH A TASK SIMPLY CUD NOT SUCED!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Extraordinary mindpiss.
Right down to the <small>
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# indeed
It's actually quite interesting now.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Okay.
M3IN KMPF BY ADOLF HITL3R

VOLUME ONE - A R3KONNG
CHAPT3R I IN DA HOUSE OF MAH PAERNTS



2DAY IT SEMS 2 ME PROVIEDNTIAL TAHT FAET SHUD HAEV CHOSEN BRAUNAU ON TEH IN AS MAH BIRTHPLAEC1!11 WTF FOR THIS LITLA 2WN LEIS ON DA BOUNDARY BTWEN TWO G3RMAN STAETS WHICH WA OF TEH U G3NERATION AT LEAST HAEV MAED IT OUR LIEF WORK 2 REUNIET BY EVERY MEANS AT OUR DISPOSAL
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
IN11!1 WTF LOL THIS LITLE 2WN ON DA IN GILDED BY DA RAYS OF G3RMAN MARTYRDOM BAVARIAN BY BLOD TECHNICALY AUSTRIAN LIEVD MAH PAERNTS IN DA LAET AIGHTEIS OF DA PAST CENTURY MAH FATHAR A DUTIFUL CIVIL S3RVANTS MAH MOTHER GIVNG AL HAR BNG 2 TEH HOUS3HOLD AND DEVOTAD ABOVE AL 2 US CHILDREN IN ETARNAL LOVNG R LITL3 R3MANES IN MAH MEMORY OF THIS P3RIOD FOR AFTER A F3W YAARS MAH FATHER HAD 2 L3AEV DA LITL3 BORD3R CITY HE HAD LAARNED 2 LOVE MOVNG DOWN TEH IN 2 TAEK A NU POSITION IN PASAU TAHT IS IN GERMANY PROPER
IN1!!!1 WTF LOL THOS3 DAYS CONSTANT MOVNG WAS TEH LOT OF AN AUSTRIAN CUS2MS OFICIAL1!11!! WTF LOL A SHORT TIEM L8R MAH FATH3R WAS SENT 2 LINZ AND THEIR HE WAS FINALY PENSIONED1!!11! WTF YET INDED THIS WAS NOT 2 M3AN RES FOR DA OLD GENTLEMAN!!!!1! OMG WTF IN HIS U DAYS AS DA SON OF A POR COTAEGR HE CUDNT BAR 2 STAY AT HOMA!!11!11! OMG LOL BFORE HA WAS 3VAN THIRTEN DA LITLE BOY LAECD HIS TINY KNAPSAK AND RAN AWAY FROM HIS HOM3 IN TEH WALDVEIRTAL1!!1!! DESPIET TEH AT T3MPTS OF AXPEREINC3D VILAEGRS 2 DISUAED HIM H3 MAED HIS WAY 2 VEINA THEIR 2 L3ARN A TRAED11!!11 LOL THIS WAS IN DA FIFTEIS OF DA PAST CENTURY11!11 OMG WTF LOL A D3SPERAET D3CISION 2 TAEK 2 TEH ROAD WIT ONLY THRE GULD3N FOR TRAEVL MON3Y AND PLUNGE IN2 TEH UNKNOWN!!!!1111 OMG WTF LOL BY DA TIEM DA THIRTEN-Y3AR-OLD GREW 2 B SAVANTEN HE HAD PASAD HIS APRANTIECS EXMINATION BUT H3 WAS NOT Y3T CONTANT!111!11 OMG LOL ON TEH CONTRARY1!1!1!! TEH LONG PARIOD OF HARDSHIP ENDL3S MIESRY AND SUFARNG H3 HAD GONE THROUGH STR3NGTHENAD HIS DET3RMINATION 2 GIEV UP HIS TRAED AND BCOMA SOM3THNG BT3R!!11! OMG WTF LOL FORM3RLY DA POR BOY HAD RAGARDAD TEH PREIST AS DA AMBODIEMNT OF AL HUMANLY ATANEABLE H3IGHTS NOW IN TEH BIG CITY WHICH HAD SO GREATLY WIEDN3D HIS PERSPECTIEV IT WAS TEH RANK OF CIVIL SARVANT1!1! OMG WIT AL TEH TENACITY OF A U MAN WHOM SUFERNG AND R HAD MAED OLD WHIEL STIL HALF A CHILD DA SEV3NTEN-YEAR-OLD CLUNG 2 HIS NU DECISION-H3 DID ANT3R TEH CIVIL S3RVIEC!11! WTF LOL AND AFTAR N3ARLY TWENTY-THRE YAARS I BLEIV3 HE R3ACHED HIS GOAL1!!1 OMG THUS HA SEMED 2 HAEV FULFILED A VOW WHICH HA HAD MAED AS A POR BOY TAHT HA WUD NOT R3TURN 2 HIS BLOV3D NATIEV VILAEG UNTIL HE HAD MAED SOMETHNG OF HIMSELF
HIS!!11!1 LOL GOAL WAS ACHEIVED BUT NO ON3 IN TEH VILAEG CUD RAMEMBR DA LITL3 BOY OF FORMER DAYS AND 2 HIM DA VILAEG HAD GROWN STRANGE
WHEN!!111! OMG WTF FINALY AT TEH AEG OF FIFTY-SIX HE WENT IN2 RETIERMENT HE CUD NOT BAR 2 SPAND A SNGL3 DAY OF HIS LAISURA IN IDLENAS!!1!1 OMG LOL N3AR TEH UPER AUSTRIAN MARKET VILAEG OF LMBACH HE BOUGHT A FARM WHICH H3 WORK3D HIMSELF AND THUS IN DA CIRCUIT OF A LONG AND INDUSTRIOUS LIEF RETURNED 2 TEH ORIGINS OF HIS FOREFATH3RS


!1!1!11

VOLUME ONE - A REKONNG
CHAPTAR I IN DA HOUS3 OF MAH PAERNTS



2DAY IT SEMS 2 ME PROVIEDNTIAL TAHT FAET SHUD HAEV CHOSEN BRAUNAU ON DA IN AS MAH BIRTHPLAEC!111 FOR THIS LITL3 2WN LEIS ON TEH BOUNDARY BTWEN TWO G3RMAN STAETS WHICH W3 OF DA U G3N3RATION AT LAAST HAEV MAED IT OUR LIEF WORK 2 REUNIET BY AV3RY MEANS AT OUR DISPOSAL
G3RMAN-AUSTRIA1!11! LOL MUST RATURN 2 DA GREAT GERMAN MOTHER COUNTRY AND NOT B/C OF ANY 3CONOMIC CONSIEDRATIONS1!!! OMG WTF NO AND AGANE NO AV3N IF SUCH A UNION WERA UNIMPORTANT FROM AN ACONOMIC POINT OF VEIW YES EVEN IF IT WERE HARMFUL IT MUST NEVERTHAL3S TAEK PLAEC!1!!11 OMG WTF ON3 BLOD DAMANDS ONE R3ICH11!1 WTF N3VAR WIL DA GARMAN NATION POS3S DA MORAL RIGHT 2 ENGAEG IN COLONIAL POLITICS UNTIL AT L3AST IT EMBRAECS ITS OWN SONS WITHIN A SNGLE STAET!1!! OMG ONLY WHEN DA REICH BORDERS INCLUDA TEH VARY LAST GERMAN BUT CAN NO LONGER GUARANTE HIS DALEY BREAD WIL TEH MORAL RIGHT 2 ACQUIER FOREIGN SOIL ARIES FROM DA DISTR3S OF OUR OWN P3OPLE1!11 LOL THEYRE SWORD WIL BCOME OUR PLOW AND FROM TEH TEARS OF WAR DA DALEY BRAAD OF FUTURA G3N3RATIONS WIL GROW11!11 OMG LOL AND SO THIS LITLE CITY ON TEH BORD3R SEMS 2 ME TEH SYMBOL OF A GR3AT MISION!11! OMG LOL AND IN ANOTHAR R3SPECT AS W3L IT LOMS AS AN ADMONITION 2 TEH PR3S3NT DAY!!1!1!1 LOL MORA THAN A HUNDRAD YEARS AGO THIS INSIGNIFICANT PLAEC HAD DA DISTINCTION OF BNG IMORTALIEZD IN DA ANALS AT LAAST OF GERMAN HIS2RY FOR IT WAS DA SC3NA OF A TRAGIC CATASTROPHE WHICH GRIP3D TEH ANTIER GERMAN NATION1!!11! WTF AT DA TIEM OF OUR FATH3RLANDS DEPAST HUMILIATION O PALM OF NUREMBRG BURGHER BOKSALAR UNCOMPROMISNG NATIONALIST AND FRANCH H8R DEID THEIR FOR TEH G3RMANY WHICH HA LOV3D SO PASIONAETLY EVAN IN H3R MISFORTUN311!!!!1 WTF LOL HA HAD STUBORNLY RAFUSAD 2 DENOUNCE HIS ACOMPLIECS WHO WERE IN FACT HIS SUPARIORS!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL IN THUS H3 RASEMBLAD LEO SCHLAEGTER!111 LOL AND LIEK HIM HE WAS DENOUNCAD 2 DA FRENCH BY A R3PRESANTATIEV OF HIS GOVARNMENT AN AUGSBURG POLIEC CHEIF WON THIS UNANVIABLE FME THUS FURNISHNG AN 3XMPL3 FOR OUR MODERN GARMAN OFICIALS IN H3R SAVERNGS REICH
IN!!111 OMG WTF LOL THIS LITLA 2WN ON TEH IN GILD3D BY TEH RAYS OF GERMAN MARTYRDOM BAVARIAN BY BLOD T3CHNICALY AUSTRIAN LIEVD MAH PAERNTS IN TEH LAET EIGHTEIS OF DA PAST CANTURY MAH FATH3R A DUTIFUL CIVIL S3RVANTS MAH MOTHAR GIVNG AL HER BNG 2 DA HOUS3HOLD AND DAVOTAD ABOVE AL 2 US CHILDREN IN ETERNAL LOVNG R LITLE RAMANES IN MAH MEMORY OF THIS P3RIOD FOR AFTAR A F3W YEARS MAH FATHAR HAD 2 LEAEV DA LITLA BORD3R CITY H3 HAD L3ARNED 2 LOVE MOVNG DOWN TEH IN 2 TAEK A NU POSITION IN PASAU TAHT IS IN GERMANY PROP3R
IN!11!!!! WTF LOL THOS3 DAYS CONSTANT MOVNG WAS DA LOT OF AN AUSTRIAN CUS2MS OFICIAL!1!1 WTF LOL A SHORT TIEM L8R MAH FATH3R WAS S3NT 2 LINZ AND THEIR HE WAS FINALY PENSIONAD!1!!!!! Y3T INDED THIS WAS NOT 2 M3AN RES FOR TEH OLD G3NTLEMAN1!!1!1!! OMG LOL IN HIS U DAYS AS TEH SON OF A POR COTAEGR HE CUDNT BAR 2 STAY AT HOM3!!1!!! OMG WTF BFORE HE WAS EV3N THIRTEN DA LITL3 BOY LAECD HIS TINY KNAPSAK AND RAN AWAY FROM HIS HOM3 IN DA WALDVEIRT3L!111! OMG LOL D3SPIET DA AT TEMPTS OF 3XPAREINCAD VILAEGRS 2 DISUAED HIM H3 MAED HIS WAY 2 VEINA THEYRE 2 L3ARN A TRAED1!!111 LOL THIS WAS IN DA FIFTEIS OF TEH PAST CANTURY1!!111!! OMG WTF LOL A DESP3RAET DECISION 2 TAEK 2 TEH ROAD WIT ONLY THRE GULDEN FOR TRAEVL MONEY AND PLUNG3 IN2 TEH UNKNOWN1111! BY TEH TIEM DA THIRTEN-Y3AR-OLD GREW 2 B SAV3NTEN H3 HAD PASAD HIS APR3NTIECS EXMINATION BUT HA WAS NOT YAT CONTENT11!1!11! OMG WTF ON DA CONTRARY!!1! TEH LONG P3RIOD OF HARDSHIP 3NDL3S MIESRY AND SUFARNG H3 HAD GONE THROUGH STR3NGTHANED HIS D3TARMINATION 2 GIEV UP HIS TRAED AND BCOM3 SOM3THNG BTAR1!!11!1 FORMARLY TEH POR BOY HAD REGARD3D DA PREIST AS TEH 3MBODIEMNT OF AL HUMANLY ATANEABLE HAIGHTS NOW IN DA BIG CITY WHICH HAD SO GREATLY WIEDNED HIS P3RSPECTIEV IT WAS TEH RANK OF CIVIL SARVANT!111!!! LOL WIT AL DA TENACITY OF A U MAN WHOM SUFERNG AND R HAD MAED OLD WHIEL STIL HALF A CHILD TEH S3VENTEN-YEAR-OLD CLUNG 2 HIS NU DECISION-HA DID 3NTER DA CIVIL SERVIEC1!1! OMG WTF AND AFTAR NAARLY TWENTY-THRE Y3ARS I BLEIV3 H3 REACHED HIS GOAL1111! OMG WTF THUS HE SEMAD 2 HAEV FULFILED A VOW WHICH HE HAD MAED AS A POR BOY TAHT H3 WUD NOT R3TURN 2 HIS BLOVAD NATIEV VILAEG UNTIL HE HAD MAED SOM3THNG OF HIMSELF
HIS!!!!! OMG LOL GOAL WAS ACHEIV3D BUT NO ONA IN TEH VILAEG CUD REMAMBR DA LITLE BOY OF FORMER DAYS AND 2 HIM DA VILAEG HAD GROWN STRANGE
WH3N!11!!11 OMG WTF FINALY AT DA AEG OF FIFTY-SIX HE WENT IN2 R3TIERMENT H3 CUD NOT BAR 2 SPEND A SNGLE DAY OF HIS LEISURE IN IDLEN3S11!!1!1! LOL NEAR TEH UP3R AUSTRIAN MARKAT VILAEG OF LMBACH H3 BOUGHT A FARM WHICH HE WORKED HIMSALF AND THUS IN DA CIRCUIT OF A LONG AND INDUSTRIOUS LIEF R3TURNAD 2 DA ORIGINS OF HIS FORAFATHERS...
!1!!11! OMG LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I haven't
seen it before, that's fecking ace that!
(BigMoose, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Animate!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# re:animate (no!)
I know, I know. Bastard job.
(muppit, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I could do it for you
but it would be easier if I had the original files :-)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# is hitler wanking as he does that?
I think he is...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# But it's a hologram
look at the Scooby Doo-style projector behind him. Hitler was olny pretending to be fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# He'd have gotten away with it
if it hadn't have been for you interfering kinder...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# wow
thats ace, well done
(_Jon_, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# do, do, do
the fuhrer gibbon!
(martian, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# l
o
l
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# wy
and h
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)