When I first got my contact lensesI spent ages trying to take one out. Then I realised it had fallen out about half an hour previously and I'd just spend the intervening time pulling at my eyeball. How I laughed as the blood trickled down my face.
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Baz Fuck off,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:35,
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I made up the bit about the blood.It fucking hurt though. Now my eyes are like leathery old bollocks.
( Baz Fuck off,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:45,
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