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[challenge entry] Cheap...
...but tempting. Meet the new Mayfair girl.


From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I;m Jelous
Can i be/look like her now? I HATE MODELS!!!!!
*GRUMBLES*
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# never mind her
I'm sure you look just as gorgeous - after all, B3ta chicks are hot™
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# yeah, right-
i just broke the record-
'1st ugly chick on B3TA.com (not counting .jpg's/.gif's)'
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# No,
"one of many b3ta chicks who perceives herself as ugly thanks to the constant efforts of advertisers to sell more beauty products but is actually rather nice."
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# utter rubbish
show us a pic, so we may wank as we reply to it*

*in case you've missed this, we're unlikely to really be wanking; this is just one of our funky new catchprases, please stop running away...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# "It's just a catchphrase!?!"
Well...Of course it is! I knew that...Ahem!
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# LOL
sweet-

thethingfromantoherworld is really just from your pants? go figure...
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# And how!
(have we met? You know far too much!)
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Yes!
(whateva that means)

(if your from england, i doubt it- if your from austrlaian, maybe)
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# utter rubbish?
If i showed a pic of myself heven help you all- it would be the delayed melenuium bug in action! :P


to my disgust, i actually blushed- go figure...
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# blushing's good
shows you may actually have considered for a moment that you could be considered attractive.

models aren't everyone's idea of perfection, but merely a reflection of what the people that hired them think of as an ideal.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# AHHHRK!
I have been beaten in battle!
*keels over, paper bag falling off*
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Phwoar!
*resists urge to pounce through extreme mental effort*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# excuse me-
but you remind me of a friend, whats your first (christian) name??
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)
# its ok
i am blind anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# AH-HA!
I know what you've been doing! LMFAO

(yes, i am a dirty minded young lady- so :P>
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# no really i have a brail moniter
the fear is really scary in brail
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# see, i just proved
that stupidity is built in and i am the queen of it
BOW BEFORE ME! *evil laugh*
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# better and better
>:D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)