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[challenge entry] The world's weirdest fucking dole queue


Big money prizes for anyone who can name four or more of them...

You sad keffing, jatscrackers.

From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)
# but
where does frank sinatra come in?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# A box?

Sorry.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)
# no,
i think i'm working on a theory to rival lumpbucket's about sellotape.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# tj:
is sprinkles still about?

your old user name is: *S*P*R*I*N*K*L*E*S*!

careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)
# bah!
sod 'im...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:00, archived)
# the tall one
is a lady from the Padaung tribe in Thailand.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Yep.
One nil.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Any more guesses?
Or am i dealing with animals.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Is the one on the left
the oldest woman in the world or is it just the UK? or maybe France
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)
# But what is her name.
Or no large cash payouts...
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)
# oh and
there's Chang and Eng (?) the first "siamese" twins.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Two...
I smell a big money winner coming...
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Robert
Pershing Wadlow - we had that earlier.

Why do Americans all have 3 names? George Fucking Bush for example?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)
# could've sworn
you said his middle name was 'perishing' then.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)
# and then
it just looks like world records - worlds' fattest, world's tallest, longest moustache, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I can't accept that I'm afraid..
That would be too easy.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)
# well that's all i know without googling
anyway, you would probably only give us 2p or something. i know your type...
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)
# haha
i was trying to remember what their names were....

Ping and Ding?
Pong and Dong?

i think yours is right though.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Ping and Pong.
You must be taking strong acid.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)
# nah.....
i did watch "Forrest Gump" last night though.

that could be it
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Is it S Club 7...?
...now that they have split.
(I helped save b3ta! TheCockwellInn, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:48, archived)
# But there are 9 of them.
So that would be S Club Juniors then.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Ah but..
there were 7 before two of them split
(I helped save b3ta! TheCockwellInn, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Hmmm...
I'm not sure the old lady could do the dancing though.


At 122 years old. Doh.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Here we go, eyes down then.

Robert Wadlow, Robert Earl Hughes, Chang and Eng Bunker, Masha and Dasha (not the reindeers), Paduang tribeswoman, Jeanne Calment and Mohammed Rashid.

I'm keeping the cash for me and Tecwen to go on holiday.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 22:00, archived)