I've nothing against Macs
it's the people who use them I can't stand
/runs for her life
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53,
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/runs after
/remembers he's using XP
/stops
/pants
/heart attack
/dies
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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55,
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