there is a good explanation
If you eat a steak, or a pice of chicken your only eating a small part of it, and the ghost gets split up, where as if you eat a carrot or a pea or any other vegtable, you eat the whole thing, and we all know vegtable ghosts and animal ghosts are the same size, so that's why vegetarians fart more!
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