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# This is where farts really come from
When you eat meat, the ghosts of the animals you've eaten get released in you stomach.
These ghosts the get out through you bum!



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[edit]now in color and smaller thanks to Who Else[/edit]
sorry about the crapness and the size but I just can't get this optisiming thing right
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)
# That's one of the
best things I think I've ever seen.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Good heavens.
That is both informative and amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Woo
I am on adsl and I am struggling! Think of our dial-up bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)
# wow!
tis good
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# that is 100% FACT
especially if you eat baby sheepses, cos that's just wrong :(
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# simply wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)
# That's
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)
# educational
inforamtive

and entertaining.

woo!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)
# But we all know
that vegetarians fart more often and more powerfully than meat eaters.

And what about beer trumps?
(Lambkin, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)
# oi!
I`m a vegetarian and...



... fuck, you`re right too :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)
# there is a good explanation
If you eat a steak, or a pice of chicken your only eating a small part of it, and the ghost gets split up, where as if you eat a carrot or a pea or any other vegtable, you eat the whole thing, and we all know vegtable ghosts and animal ghosts are the same size, so that's why vegetarians fart more!
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)
# what about cabbage?
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)
# explained already
look up
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)
# class!
That's really well done.
Maybe in imageready or animation shop if you dropped every second frame it'd still look fairly smooth and drop in size mightily?
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