Limahl grows to gigantic proportions, invades AustriaReports are coming in that a 60 foot tall Limahl has appeared in the Austrian capital Vienna and is terrorising the parliament building with his dyed mullet and over-emotional singing.
Fears are growing around the globe that todays spate of attacks by 80's faded popsters is a carefully planned wave of terrorist attacks designed to try and force a fascist regime of dayglo socks, bad perms and plastic jewellery upon the unsuspecting masses.
Authorities have dismissed the rumours as 'pure speculation', though it is believed that the FBI have a barn on the outskirts of Houston, Texas surrounded amid fears that The A-Team may be inside trying to fashion a nuclear device out of some bits of old farm machinery.
More on this story as we get it.
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Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:10,
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Fears are growing around the globe that todays spate of attacks by 80's faded popsters is a carefully planned wave of terrorist attacks designed to try and force a fascist regime of dayglo socks, bad perms and plastic jewellery upon the unsuspecting masses.
Authorities have dismissed the rumours as 'pure speculation', though it is believed that the FBI have a barn on the outskirts of Houston, Texas surrounded amid fears that The A-Team may be inside trying to fashion a nuclear device out of some bits of old farm machinery.
More on this story as we get it.
No!Its true! The 80's popstars are going to kill us all! Aaaaaarrrghhh! Etc!
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Wed 16 Jan 2002, 8:17,
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