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# haha
thats great.

true story: back at uni my housemates and I went to the cinema to watch some John Carpenter film called Vampires.

The girl behind the counter was forced to hold back tears of laughter as he asked for 4 tickets to 'John Cravens Vampires'..

Was funny shit..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# tee hee hee!
I liked that! My mate went into the local Grotmid and asked for a packet of 'Golden Vagina' (by accident) and the girl never even batted an eyelid! Yay for random wrong word stories!!
(funkylins, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# A friend of mine
was supposedly talking about micro-orgasms in a biology lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# ha ha ha!
My Mum always says the talkers aren't the doers!! he must be having HUGE ones then!
(funkylins, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# When I was little
I asked my mum what public hair was
(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)