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'Thou Shalt Not Bow Down Before Any Craven Image'
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)
# *bows down*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Hahahahah
Top punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# nutter!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# john craven
looks like my dad
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Lucky you.
No sarcasm intended.
(Amerella, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# He is a bit
isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# jerusulum?
 
(JBoom, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Two in the front
and two in the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Footprints in the butter.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# you have to be a monk to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)
# is that where you've been
lumpy?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# what?
with his eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# sounds
less like a womble though
(wilby, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# haha
thats great.

true story: back at uni my housemates and I went to the cinema to watch some John Carpenter film called Vampires.

The girl behind the counter was forced to hold back tears of laughter as he asked for 4 tickets to 'John Cravens Vampires'..

Was funny shit..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# tee hee hee!
I liked that! My mate went into the local Grotmid and asked for a packet of 'Golden Vagina' (by accident) and the girl never even batted an eyelid! Yay for random wrong word stories!!
(funkylins, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# A friend of mine
was supposedly talking about micro-orgasms in a biology lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# ha ha ha!
My Mum always says the talkers aren't the doers!! he must be having HUGE ones then!
(funkylins, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# When I was little
I asked my mum what public hair was
(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)
# he he!
nice :)

More Cravenfoolery
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# i remember that :)
v good ya
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Cracking stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Yay,
Goatse comin' atcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)