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(janey1979, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 3:29, archived)

Hay back off bud, he's my friend.

not really

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 3:50, archived)

he is

he's your best friend in the world ever
you wait at home every day for ronald to ring so you can go out and play with him

i miss the mary whitehouse experience

(tasty, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 3:51, archived)

See that

old lady there?

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Number_6, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 3:54, archived)

I must admit it

I did like it when he came in on me in the bath and told me not to tuch dad's shaver, in a funny song. The way he always looked afer mum when dad toke me to play catch in the yard, and the funny games he used to play with her. Ahhh, the good old days, like when I came in and they were playing bed-time. Silly people, it was only 2 in the afternoon.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 3:56, archived)

if you

happen to have a red afro and size 25 feet, i'd worry that your dad may not have been responsible for your conception!

(tasty, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 4:03, archived)