wank under your desk at work
then they'll bever know
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:24,
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do it really slwly, with your hand in your pocket trying to look inconspicuous
while talking to your boss, or standing next to him/her
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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:29,
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