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# Said the actress to the bishop
EDIT: Why is it that beating the bishop is normal and healthy and beating the actress makes you John Leslie?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:14, archived)
# why
is it hard to take a crap with a hard on?

"thats life (thats life), thats what all the people say"...
(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:18, archived)
# To be honest I've never tried
back soon...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:20, archived)
# What an
interesting sex life you must have...
(black is the old black, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:21, archived)
# /coat
I didnt say i've tried it
(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:23, archived)
# Maybe turds are scared of stiffys
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:24, archived)
# or maybe
the other way around?
(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:26, archived)
# naaa
That would making botty bashing impossible
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:28, archived)
# oh yes
how could I forget? tsk!
(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:29, archived)