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# Y'know, I trust him more when
he looks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I'll trust him more when he's dead
then & only then
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Or at least until someone gets him out of the way
of the big red button.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I always thought it was a good idea to give a cocaine addicted alcoholic
the ability to launch nuclear weapons.

Baby-Bush's Secret Service codename is "Tumbler" cos he always has a whiskey nearby.*

*Actual 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Niiice.
Did you know Condoleeza Rice has an oil tanker named after her? An actual oil tanker, for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)