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# Ah, okay then
I take it back.

The 'best friend' line is a bummer. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# could have just given us a straight no
would have made things a lot easier. instead i am now going to be confronted by lots of awkward glances and silences for a while. shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Girls are evil like that
They never give blokey straight answers...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Avoid her,
and send her text messages saying she smells.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# ...or snog
her best mate... /evil
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Sleep with her dad.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Or masturbate on her bed
and leave your sex wee on the covers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)