except tresspass isn't an offence;
it's a misdemenour. you can be asked to leave, but that's it. unless you go through a big door or over a six foot fence.
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bananaman,
Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:31,
archived)
how about...
"I HAVE A GUN! - PLEASE DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY - IT MAY GO OFF!"
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Bitchpapa,
Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:35,
archived)